June 10 '06

                                                    

Volume 523

                   


Backyard Party Enjoying Perfect Weather

Jason and the BandIn his opening remarks to those attending the recent Backyard Party and Fish Fry, Wayne Carter stated, "Some folks measure their wealth by the amount of money they have in the bank, but I like to measure my wealth by the number of friends I have."

As his voice cracked with emotion, Wayne paused to allow his audience to respond and then stated, "I’ve tried to cover all the bases for this party. If everything goes as planned, my General Practitioner will be here as well as my Urologist. I didn’t invite my Cardiologist, but my undertaker is here and there are enough members of the ministry present that someone could conduct a funeral. My hairdresser is here, and I believe there are enough lawyers if I need defending in a lawsuit or want to sue somebody. My favorite dentist is also present."

Speaking unrehearsed and unscripted, Wayne thanked everyone for attending but failed to mention the occasion was largely held in celebration of the tenth anniversary of his newsletter, Ridge Rider News. Had Wayne taken the time to script his remarks, he would no doubt have acknowledged his friends who are pharmacists. He also forgot to publicly thank the eight cooks and helpers responsible for the delicious fish and hushpuppies, as well as those who brought a dessert to complement the meal.

Though upwards of one hundred thirty people were expected for the annual event, the final tally indicated that only one hundred thirteen could be counted as present at some point in the evening. Several individuals called Saturday morning, canceling their prior plans to attend.

The entertainment for the event was outstanding, and if one factors in the fact the band that Jason Carter pulled together had rehearsed only once and had not even played together prior to the rehearsal, then their performance should be considered superb. A number of guests commented favorably on the music and some were amazed at Jason’s singing and playing talents. Craig Downing, a sound technician for First Baptist Church, commented that the balance of the instruments was "perfect" with no single sound overpowering the others.

It would not be the largest ever turnout among the many previously held backyard parties, but it was definitely a large gathering of family and friends, most of whom are acquainted with Ridge Rider News. The weather was perfect with afternoon highs around eighty-five degrees and no signs of rain throughout the day.

One aspect of the entertainment that was missed by many was the light show. Brett Brown had setup a computer and projector inside our guest house. He also hung a sheet to serve as a screen, which covered the eight-foot window overlooking the patio area of our guesthouse. As the sun set, pale images of multicolored lights and random patterns were backlit on the sheet. And, as twilight loomed, the images became brighter. Persons who left the party early missed the light show, and they missed hearing Felicia Brown sing "Ode To Billie Joe."

Though others help with frying the fish, hushpuppies, and potatoes, Wayne depends on Lee Gordon and Jim Hess to be in charge of the frying. The day Lee Gordon informed him of his availability to cook fish for this year’s party Wayne said he knew if it also worked out for Jim Hess to join us on June 3rd, that he wanted Felicia to sing "Ode To Billie Joe." Within a week, Wayne asked Jason to learn the guitar chords and Felicia to learn the song for the party. Wayne says he hasn’t missed a third of June singing the tune made famous by Bobbie Gentry, since June of 1967 when it became a country hit.

Two weeks prior to the party, Felicia announced she had not learned the song, and three days before the event Jason called his mother to tell her he had cut off the end of a finger. It was not as bad as first reported, but the loss of a pea-sized piece of flesh on the end of the ring finger on his left hand, left him unable to chord his guitar in a conventional manner. Though he would be able to play with a slide, Jason claimed he could not use the slide method for the chords in the classic song. Wayne insisted he ask one of the band members to play for Felicia.

Wayne was helping break down the tables and chairs for their return when he heard the band’s intro for the Bobbie Gentry tune. Felicia was in front of the microphone waiting on her cue to sing. Felicia told the small crowd she didn’t know the words but began singing anyway. Wayne tried prompting her on the second verse, but it was obvious Felicia had not completed her homework assignment. Just when Felicia and the band were about to give up on the song, Brett found the words to the song on the Internet and projected them onto the screen in the window behind Felicia and the band. Brett’s quick thinking saved the day, and Felicia was able to sing the song in its entirety.

Wayne and his family are grateful for each guest at their party and wish to recognize the following:

Out-of-county guests:

  • Hortense Wakefield - Caledonia, MS
  • Travis and Sharon Johnson and Edward –Memphis, TN
  • Jonathan and Kathy Kalish and sons – Tupelo, MS
  • Fred and Vickey Murphree – Tupelo, MS
  • Jim Hess – Vicksburg, MS
  • Lee Gordon and Jason Gordon – West Point, MS

Additionally, Wayne and his family wish to thank each of the following for his or her contribution to the success of the backyard party and fish fry:

Cooks: Lee Gordon, Jim Hess, Jason Gordon, Mickey Gentry, Bobby Davis, Neal Huskison, Charles Austin, and Anson Adams.

Entertainers: Jason Carter, Barney Harris, Robert Gordon, Mark Stewart, and Felicia Brown.

Setup and/or takedown of outdoor canopies, tables, and chairs: Jason Carter, Charles Austin, Neal Huskison, Anson Adams, Brett Brown, Anna Butler, Shane Crausby.

Furniture and flora arrangements outside and inside: Rayanne Adams and Sarah Brown.

Maintenance of Grounds: Raymond Montgomery and John Schubert.

Special Effects: Brett Brown.


Anna Graduates Continued From Last Week

Yes, my high school graduation was simpler by far than that of my granddaughter, Anna Butler. Awards are an example of how times have changed. In my class, we had a valedictorian and a salutatorian. There may have been an award or two, but I don’t remember any. At Anna’s graduation, the award ceremony took almost as much time as the presentation of diplomas. However, to be fair, I should explain that the bulk of the time devoted to presenting awards was used by the recipient moving from his or her seat and walking the thirty or more yards to receive the award. I’ve a solution that would drastically reduce the amount of time required for the awards ceremony, but it’s not likely to be given an objective hearing, let alone a second thought. But, hopefully, I will not be attending another high school graduation until another granddaughter graduates, and that won’t likely be at Pontotoc High.

With one hundred twenty-two members, Anna’s graduating class was about two and one-half times larger than mine. Our bunch fit nicely into the high school auditorium, while the football field and bleachers were needed for the class of 2006. The concrete bleachers are no more comfortable today than when I was a student, and I had not been seated long until I wished for a stadium seat or a cushion.

As we entered the stadium, we received a program outlining the events for the evening. Inside the program was an insert with a clearly stated request concerning appropriate behavior to be observed by the audience. No loud whistles, shouts, or applause until all of the graduates had been presented a diploma was the request. This simple act of courtesy and respect was followed by the majority of those in attendance, but as with the ceremonies I attended a couple of weeks earlier at Ole Miss, there were plenty of rude and discourteous individuals on hand. And, had it not been for a woman seated next to me from Mathiston, MS, I would have had a difficult time enduring the actions of the more disrespectful among us.

I didn’t get her name, but she and her husband own a small business that manufactures trailers. She was at the graduation ceremony to support a nephew. When the first disruptive individual shouted, she glanced disapprovingly in my direction, and I whispered, "He must not have gotten a program." It must have struck her as funny, because from then on whenever someone interrupted the solemn occasion with a yell or whistle, we would exchange glances, and one of us would comment, "He (or she) didn’t get a program." The moments of humor we mutually enjoyed made the disruptive behavior of others slightly more bearable.

Barbara and I were proud that Anna was among the honor graduates. Neither of us graduated with honors, but Rayanne managed to do so, and now we have a granddaughter whose grade point average met the qualifying score.

Graduation was over around nine-thirty, and we were back home by ten, but our night wasn’t over. Rayanne had a party planned for Anna at our house. I had been told of the party weeks earlier, but I failed to understand the magnitude of the party. I had assumed Anna would invite a few of her friends over for snacks and have some loud music playing in the background. A day or two before the party, I learned differently.

Originally, Rayanne wanted to limit guests to her side of the family, the Carters and Adams, but when travel and time constraints prevented Anna’s dad’s family from getting back together on Saturday night, Rayanne agreed to have an extended family party for everyone related to Anna. So, the guest list suddenly doubled and more. There were thirty-nine folks at our house for Anna’s graduation party.

I was concerned where we would put everyone, but since Rayanne planned an outdoor party, one that would spill off the deck and onto the porch of the guesthouse, space never became a problem.

Guests feasted on canned drinks, sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, chips and dips, and petit fours, before watching Anna open a stack of graduation gifts, of which I’m able to recall only three.

Barbara and I gave Anna some money rolled up inside an opal ring that Barbara had selected for herself approximately forty years ago. It was a gift from Barbara’s last boyfriend before she met me, and I’ve been trying to get rid of that ring for almost thirty-nine years. Now that it’s been passed down to Anna, I expect I’ll be able to appreciate the ring’s beauty more than ever before.

Tommy Butler, Anna’s other granddad, didn’t get off so light. He made the mistake of promising Anna one thousand dollars for graduation if she graduated with honors. Still, it was Ashley Butler, Anna’s Dad, who found his graduation promise the costliest of all.

When Anna entered high school, Ashley promised her a new car for graduation, if she were an honor graduate.

The last gift Anna opened held the keys to her new car, but Ashley spoke up to say the keys were only representative of the gift and that he and Anna would have to go to the dealership to pickup the car. Anna demonstrated her sensibility by pressing the car alarm on the set of keys. The beeping horn alerted her that the new car was nearby. She flashed her dad her signature smile which conveyed, "You can’t fool me." Everyone hurried out to the driveway to admire Anna’s new car, a 2006 Nissan Altima.

The graduation party was a huge success and was enjoyed by all. As Barbara and I didn’t get to bed until almost one-thirty the following morning, I’m hoping the next graduation party I attend is at someone else’s house.

The events surrounding my granddaughter’s graduation had already greatly eclipsed those of my day, but there was more to come. Rayanne is a member of the First Baptist Church in Belmont, MS, and the Belmont church had a baccalaureate service for its seniors the Sunday afternoon after Anna’s Friday night graduation.

I had scarcely recuperated from Friday night when it was time to drive to Belmont for the 2:00 p.m. service that was largely student led. The local pastor had a few brief remarks, but the seniors were the principal participants, either with prayers, speeches, or songs. Anna sang the same song she had sung a week earlier at West Heights Baptist Church in Pontotoc. About twenty seniors were present for the baccalaureate service.

Anna with Barbara and meThere are occasions when Barbara and I have attended a service in Belmont where there were no foods served afterwards in a time of fellowship, but they are quite rare. May 21st was not such a time. Tables were setup in the gymnasium and everyone at the baccalaureate service was invited to stay for refreshments. We enjoyed visiting with our family and associating with members of the local church we’ve gotten to know over the past few years. After making some final graduation pictures, Barbara and I headed back to Pontotoc around four o’clock.

My high school graduation experience is pretty pale compared to that of my granddaughter. We had one baccalaureate service, not two, and there were no refreshments afterwards. I didn’t have a graduation party, and if anyone in our class had a graduation party, I didn’t get invited. The most expensive gift I received was a portable typewriter. I didn’t get a car until I was a junior at Ole Miss, and it was one I bought. I’m not envious of all the hoopla surrounding the 2006 graduates and the festivities for my granddaughter, though I admit to being somewhat perplexed by all of it. Times were simpler in my day, and I don’t mind it at all.


Bodock Beau A Fish Tale

On a recent fishing trip with Joel Hale, Wayne let the big one get away, not once, but twice. He may be apt to exaggerate the size of the one he almost caught, but he has a long way to go to catch up with the fish story below:

Shedding Light on the Subject

Two old fishermen, Jack and Fred, were talking about their prize catches from the past week.

"I caught the biggest catfish I have ever seen," said Jack. "It took me an hour to get it in the boat, and it weighed over 162 pounds!"

"Well, I didn’t catch any fish," said Fred. "I threw my plug toward the bank of the mud flat. It hardly hit the water when something took it down, and I almost couldn’t reel it in. When I pulled it up beside the boat it was a big ball of mud."

"That’s not surprising," said Jack with a laugh. "You know there’s nothing out there but mud."

"But when I stripped off the mud," said Fred, "there was a lantern…and it was still lit."

"Ah come on, Fred," said Jack. "You don’t expect me to believe that, do you?"

"I’ll tell you what," said Fred. "If you cut 100 pounds off that catfish of yours, I’ll blow out the light in that lantern of mine!"

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