February 04 '06 |
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Volume 505 |
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Winter Fishing
Joel & Wayne
Last Friday night, I had hardly set down my computer
bag and walked into the kitchen to see how supper was coming when Barbara
told me that Joel Hale had phoned earlier and asked me to call him when it
was convenient. I dont phone Joel often enough to remember his number,
so I looked at the caller ID on the kitchen phone then stepped into my computer
room to phone him.
The drive from Indianola to Pontotoc had left me somewhat frustrated, as
Friday evening traffic is sometimes prone to do, and I looked forward to
relaxing in my office chair while talking to Joel.
Shirley Hale answered the phone and must have known her husband was trying
to reach me, for when I told her who I was she said, "Here he is," and handed
the phone to Joel.
"Did you ever locate a new propeller for the one that fell off the trolling
motor?" he asked.
"I did look for one on the Internet during the holidays, but I wasnt
sure which one I needed," I responded. "To be honest, I guess Id forgotten
all about it until you asked."
Joel went on to explain that he had bought one that didnt fit and had
called the customer service number on the package and was successful in getting
the correct one ordered.
"I put it on and checked it out, yesterday," Joel stated. "I just wanted
you to know I had found one so you wouldnt buy one, too."
Having settled our propeller problem, we turned our thoughts to fishing.
"Im looking at the WTVA website, right now. It says today is a good
day for fishing," I shared. "Do you reckon itll be good tomorrow?"
"I dont know, but Im willing to try it," he replied. "Its
supposed to rain though."
I quickly checked the online forecast.
"Yeah, but it says p.m. Maybe, we could go early before the rain arrives."
"Sure, but dont make it too early."
"Oh, Im thinking of about eleven, but Ill call you before I leave
the house in the morning."
Now that hes retired, Joel says he stays up until midnight and sleeps
in until around ten. That way he can eat breakfast, skip lunch, and enjoy
an early supper, his biggest meal of the day.
"But, if you eat at four or five in the afternoon, dont you get hungry
before bedtime?" I quizzed.
"Not always, but if I do, I grab something healthy, like a piece of fruit."
On Saturday morning, I made sure I had my visiting routine finished by ten
oclock, which gave me plenty of time to load my fishing gear and get
to Joels before eleven.
"Just drive up to the house," I remembered him saying, "Well put everything
in my truck and Ill drive us down to the lake."
One actually does "drive up" to Joels house, which sits on a hilltop,
and drive "down" to the lake, which is a few hundred yards downhill and behind
his house. There are at least three different ways to get to the lake, but
for some reason of late, Joel prefers the longest route. Perhaps, since
Joels taken to piddling with wildlife management on his hundred-acre
place, he likes to check on his quail feeders and deer stand with the possibility
of seeing some wild critters.
While I tried to phone Joel before I left my house, his line was busy. (Shirley,
Im sure, had it tied up.) I grabbed a pack of somebodys country
ham from the refrigerator in our carport just as I was leaving, hoping
Joels dietary regimen would allow such an indulgence. I may have
disappointed a few folks this past holiday season for I deleted a lot of
files on my home computer and my "ham list" was one of them. Somehow, I still
have leftover ham after slicing five country hams, one fewer than I prepared
in 04.
Joel met me near his backdoor, and I soon learned he was allowed to eat country
ham.
"Shoot yeah! I can eat it," he declared, joyously. "Man, I love country ham.
Thanks."
After briefly speaking to Shirley, I was ready to get on the water. Joel
and I stowed my gear in the back of the pickup and drove (the long route)
toward the lake.
"Somebody came around this curve too fast the other night," Joel shared.
"You can see where they left the road and scraped my fence. Dont you
know that made some kind of racket?"
The fence, a holdover from Joels cattle-raising days, was three strands
of barbed wire stretched across metal posts, and it parallels the road that
runs past his house. Four or five posts had been damaged, but it was the
last one that looked the roughest. The bumper of the vehicle or something
had struck the last post hard enough to leave a u-shaped impression a foot
or so above the ground.
Driving through sparsely wooded pastureland, we passed a deer stand.
"I had a shot at a bobcat, from that deer stand, the other day," Joel shared.
"But, my cartridge wasnt all the way in the chamber. By the time I
got the gun ready to fire, Id missed the opportunity."
I dont know about Joels dancing skills, but he beautifully
choreographed our way to the lake, weaving past the mud holes and avoiding
the ruts as he snaked his pickup along first one trail, then another, until
we arrived on the levee.
"If it rains, can you get back up this hill?" I asked, referring to a
particularly slick section of the trail.
"I can if I leave out before much rain falls," he laughed.
I took that to mean wed be leaving at the first sign of rain.
We were actually fishing by eleven oclock, sooner than I had anticipated,
and though the rain also came sooner than we anticipated (around two p.m.)
we still got in plenty of fishing. Currently, Joel has bass, bream, and crappie
in his lake, but we had geared up for bass and were not disappointed.
The new propeller for the trolling motor made navigating the ten-acre lake
a pleasure, especially with a fully charged battery.
I wore a new fishing cap that Jim Hess had sent me. It has flaps to shield
my neck and ears from sun or wind. I told Joel that I probably embarrassed
Jim the last time we fished a public lake, as I had draped a towel under
my cap to shield my ears from the cold. About then I remembered that, in
my haste to leave, I had left my camera at home. Thus, this article contains
no pictures of our fish or us.
I was preparing to return the first fish I caught, when Joel stated, "Keep
a mess for yourself, if you want some."
"Thanks, but itll just be Barbara and me for supper. Jasonll
probably go to Columbus. Sarahs working, and Rayannes bunch is
out of state. Cleaning fish is almost too much trouble for just two folks
to eat. Now, if Hess were here to clean em for me, I might keep a few.
Anyway, once I put any fish in the freezer, it's hard for me to get them
out."
For the next three hours, we had about as much fun as two old men can have
in a boat in the dead of winter. We covered topics ranging from lure-selection
for wintertime fishing to pesky wildlife, such as beaver and otter. We laughed
at each other for letting a few fish get off the hook before getting them
in the boat. We bathed in the beauty of our surroundings and marveled at
how the wind seemed to swirl from first one direction and then the other.
We even solved some of the problems of our church, at least to our way of
thinking anyway. We had a great time.
I decided then and there that I'm going to fish more this year than I did
last year. I've not figured out how I'll find the time to do so, but I'm
working on it.
It had only begun to mist when we left the lake, and we had no trouble getting
back to the main road.
"What's that purple looking bushy stuff?" I asked, peering down the hillside
as we passed the deer stand.
"That's wild plums." Joel responded.
"Edible ones?"
"Yeah. Some are red plums and some are yellow. They're good, if you get them
before they get wormy."
Turning a corner, Joel pointed out a blackberry patch and another thicket
of plums.
"Now, that briar patch straight ahead has berries that ripen earlier than
the others. They are called dew berries and are bigger than the regular
blackberries."
Back at Joel's house, it didnt take long to get my fishing gear into
my car. I thanked Joel for the enjoyable outing, noting I'd see him at church
the next day. As I opened the door to the driver's side, I saw a jar of fig
preserves on the seat, which obviously Shirley had put there.
"Tell Shirley thanks for the preserves," I shouted, getting into the car.
Some folks are like that. If you give them something, they'll find a way
to give you something in return.
State Of The
Union Speech Excerpts
All of the following quotes are excerpts from President Bush's State Of The
Union address last night.
"In a system of two parties, two chambers, and two elected branches, there
will always be differences and debate. But even tough debates can be conducted
in a civil tone, and our differences cannot be allowed to harden into anger."
"Far from being a hopeless dream, the advance of freedom is the great story
of our time. In 1945, there were about two dozen lonely democracies on Earth.
Today, there are 122."
"We are the Nation that saved liberty in Europe, and liberated death camps,
and helped raise up democracies, and faced down an evil empire. Once again,
we accept the call of history to deliver the oppressed, and move this world
toward peace."
"Along the way [in Iraq], we have benefited from responsible criticism and
counsel offered by Members of Congress of both parties... Yet there is a
difference between responsible criticism that aims for success, and defeatism
that refuses to acknowledge anything but failure. Hindsight alone is not
wisdom. And second-guessing is not a strategy."
"If there are people inside our country who are talking with al-Qa'ida, we
want to know about itbecause we will not sit back and wait to be hit
again."
"[O]ur economy grows when Americans have more of their own money to spend,
save, and invest... I urge the Congress to act responsibly, and make the
tax cuts permanent."
"[T]he Federal budget has too many special interest projects... We must also
confront the larger challenge of mandatory spending, or entitlements."
"Congress did not act last year on my proposal to save Social Security, yet
the rising cost of entitlements is a problem that is not going awayand
with every year we fail to act, the situation gets worse."
"The Supreme Court now has two superb new members, Chief Justice John Roberts
and Justice Sam Alito. I thank the Senate for confirming both of them. And
I will continue to nominate men and women who understand that judges must
be servants of the law, and not legislate from the bench."
Bodock Beau
Medical Insurance Explained
Frustrated with rising costs of health care? You are not alone. Thankfully,
help is on the way. For starters, here's a dummy's guide for understanding
medical insurance.
MEDICAL INSURANCE EXPLAINED
Q. What does HMO stand for?
A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "HEY MOE." Its roots go back
to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who discovered that a
patient could be made to forget the pain in his
foot if he was poked hard enough in the eye.
Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I
want?
A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your insurer
will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the plan. The doctors
basically fall into two categories: those who are no longer accepting new
patients, and those who will see you but are no longer participating in the
plan. But don't worry, the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and
accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's drive away and a diploma
from a third world country.
Q. Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions?
A. Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment.
Q. What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine?
A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.
Q. My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name brand.
I tried the generic medication, but it gave me a stomachache. What should
I do?
A. Poke yourself in the eye.
Q. What if I'm away from home and I get sick?
A. You really shouldn't do that.
Q. I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle
my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a heart transplant
right in his/her office?
A. Hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $20 co-payment,
there's no harm in giving it a shot.
Q. Will health care be different in the next century?
A. No, but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then.
David Letterman: "Top Surprising Facts About Osama Bin Laden":
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Plans to release next threatening videotape in high-definition.
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Secretly likes Kosher pickles.
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Stole "Death to America" catchphrase from Fran Tarkenton.
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Got cave hooked up with Sirius so he can listen to Howard Stern.
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Has a bumper sticker that reads, "Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry."
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The son-of-a-b**** is still alive!
Jay Leno: President Bush gave his State of The Union address.
He...[repeated] several universal truths; all people deserve to be free,
democracy is good, and the most important truthnever lie to Oprah!
Happy Birthday to Vice President Dick Cheney. Or as they call him in Washington,
the Fresh Prince of Intensive Care. That's his rap name.
Hillary Clinton called President Bush's eavesdropping explanations "strange"
and "far-fetched." And if anyone has heard strange far-fetched explanations
from a president, it's Hillary Clinton. She knows what she is talking about.
Exxon recorded record profits for 2005over $36 billion dollars in profits.
I'm as shocked as you are. Who would have thought they would have benefited
from selling gas for three dollars a gallon?
At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest
year on record. It is so hot, and global warming is so bad, if the presidential
election were held today, Al Gore would...still lose.
Al Gore is writing his second book on global warming. It's called, "The Earth
is Warming, My Career is Cooling."
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