May 15 '04
Volume 415


Back To Shumula Spring Fishing Trip

When Unknown FishermenI was recovering from my recent surgery, my friends at SUPERVALU, who work in Retail Technology for the Midwest Region, pooled their money and purchased a gift certificate from Bass Pro Shops for me. Anticipating a spring fishing trip back to a lake in Alabama, I spent almost one-third of the gift certificate for top water lures and used the rest to purchase a pair of boots that were on clearance. Top water baits had produced good results in two different Alabama lakes for the past two years, and I decided the gift certificate would be more than sufficient to restock my tackle box for another fishing trip.

Lee Gordon of West Point, MS, has been able to get permission for our foursome to fish on properties owned or leased by Mossy Oak, a corporation headed by Toxey Haas, a member of the church where Lee serves as Minister of Music. Other members of our group include Gordon Sansing of Forest, MS, and Jim Hess of Vicksburg, MS. Lee and Jim are the official fish-cleaners for the group and Gordon is often asked to bring his fishing boat so that we are able to fish comfortably with two persons per boat. I always gather up the food we’ll be eating and help with the cooking. Lee tells folks the only reason they keep inviting me along is because I bring such good food. I’m sure that’s not the only reason, but at least it gives Lee something with which to "gig" me.

As luck would have it, the four of us managed to find an open weekend in our May schedules. But, since it was the weekend of Mother’s Day, Gordon had to leave Friday afternoon to prepare for a houseful of mothers Saturday and Sunday. Lee, Jim, and I fished until mid-morning on Saturday before breaking early for the weekend.

As planned, the four of us met on Thursday afternoon to fish the lake at the Shumula Lodge near Livingston, AL. Gordon and I were fishing before 2:00 p.m. Lee arrived around three-thirty, and Jim got there about an hour after that. Both Lee and Jim had commitments at their respective churches that prevented them from leaving until after lunch.

I would have thought that getting a head start would have made it possible for Gordon and me to catch more fish than Jim and Lee, but they caught more than twice as many as we caught, though I think ours were larger. I fished most of Thursday afternoon with one of my new top water baits, and the fish I caught on my new lures were larger than the average one we boated using plastic worms.

Fishing was slow in that Gordon and I worked hard to catch two stringers of fish, though it could be we were not fishing in the right part of the lake. Lee and Jim had better success in the shallow end of the lake fishing along the edges of a submerged creek bank. About one-forth of the more than fifty acres of water is in flooded timber, and it is extremely difficult to cast a lure more than twenty yards. It seemed most of the fish interested in our baits were concentrated in the areas that were the hardest to fish.

We were all disappointed that the fish we caught were smaller than those we caught two years ago and were perplexed as to how such a fabulous lake two years earlier could have declined so much so soon. However, we were told to keep all the fish we caught that weighed two pounds and under. As it turned out, we were able to keep every fish we caught. At the end of the day on Friday, Lee said he and Jim had cleaned 220 fish, all of which were bass.

One might think it would take a long time to clean such a large number of fish, but fish cleaning has come a long way since I first learned how to dress fish as a teenager. I was taught to club the fish, which served to either kill it or stun it so it didn't flop around while being scaled. Once scaled, the head of the fish was removed first, then the entrails. At some point in my teenage years I became proficient at filleting fish, but years would pass before I learned to use an electric knife to filet fish.

Lee Gordon is an expert when it comes to filleting fish with an electric knife. I've not timed him, but I imagine he can clean a small bass in fifteen seconds or less, once he gets limbered up. Jim Hess is pretty good, too, but he's no match for Lee.

Shumula has two fishable lakes, a large one and a small one. The large one is full of small fish and the small lake is full of large fish. Lee, Jim, and I fished the small lake for a few hours Saturday morning, but we didn’t catch any big fish, and having plenty of bass we didn’t keep any fish except the few bream that Lee caught.

The Haas’s actually reside in West Point but enjoy spending time in the country, and have a more than comfortable home in the country that doubles as a lodge for hunters much of the year, with six bedrooms and three baths. A recent addition to the house includes a huge master bedroom with three walls almost entirely of glass, and a screened in patio with a grand fireplace to ward off the chill of sitting outdoors in cool weather. The kitchen is filled with convenience appliances, including a microwave, a built-in double oven, range, dishwasher, and Jenn Air grill nestled in the kitchen’s island. For a lodge, it’s above average, and for a second home, it’s top-notch. Having spent a few days there, it’s easy to understand why the Haas's make the hour-plus drive to Shumula as often as possible.

I think everyone in our group would have loved a longer stay, but our schedules would not permit the indulgence, plus, as I mentioned, it was the weekend of Mother's Day. Gordon mentioned he thought it would be nice to spend a week fishing at a more leisurely pace. Instead of fishing for hours on end, he suggested a routine of early morning fishing, followed by lunch and rest until late afternoon, then finishing the day on the water. It surely sounded good to me, and maybe for our next outing Gordon's wish can be accommodated.

Note: Photo associated with this article was found on the Internet. Any resemblance is coincidental. 


Family Gathering Dinner In Belmont

The weekend of Mother's Day was a busy weekend. I wrapped up a three-day fishing trip Saturday morning and was back home before two o'clock in the afternoon. Barbara had been busy with a fund raising project for Habitat and was making a list of things to pack for her trip to Indianapolis, IN, Sunday afternoon. Rayanne had dreamed up a last-minute family gathering for Saturday night, and I had grass to cut.

Somehow in all of the hubbub, I failed to update Ridge Rider News Online, and because I spent the following week in Atlanta, those who utilize the Internet to read this newsletter were denied the opportunity until late Thursday night (5/13).

I had skipped trimming Sarah's lawn the previous week and while time to do so Saturday afternoon (5/08) was limited, I hastened to complete the work in order to be in Belmont by six o'clock.

Jason's Saturday wasn't much better than mine, in that he had to work much of the day and had hoped to grill boneless pork chops at home Saturday night. He had bought the chops and had them marinating when I returned from fishing. Rayanne's call to her mom changed all that and set into motion the wheels of turmoil.

Sarah was involved in Rayanne's plans, too. Sarah's son, Brett, and his wife, Kathy, from Jackson, plus Felicia of Oxford, planned to be in Pontotoc for the weekend. Thus, Rayanne invited everyone to her house for Saturday night.

By the time I finished Sarah's yard, Brett and Kathy had arrived, but a family crisis arose shortly thereafter. After taking my shower and dressing, I ran to Wal Mart for something, and upon returning home found Barbara extremely upset. She had just gotten off the phone with Rayanne who was crying because no one wanted to go to Belmont. Jason didn't want to go; Sarah didn't want to go; Felicia didn’t want to go, and Kathy's foot was hurting. (She had minor surgery to remove a plantar's wart the previous day.) In fact, according to Barbara, nobody was going.

I still don't fully comprehend how everything fell apart while I was at Wal Mart, but I convinced Barbara that I was going, tired or not. Since it was Rayanne's purpose to celebrate Mother's Day, Jason agreed to go as well, probably more for his mom's sake than for Rayanne's.

The biggest challenge was to convince Sarah's brood to attend. Sarah was in her bathroom with her hair in curlers when I arrived to check on her. Felicia was in her room pouting. Brett and Kathy were in the living room with a confused look on their faces. As best I could determine, Sarah and Felicia had exchanged words and were mad at one another, plus Sarah assumed Kathy wouldn't feel like going with a hurting foot. However, Kathy stated her foot only hurt when she tried to walk on it and she was willing to make the trip. I told Sarah that my family was going and we would take our two cars so she and Felicia could ride separately. She agreed to the conditions and said she needed a few more minutes to get ready.

I returned to the living room to hear Brett say, "I didn't know you had so much control. A few minutes ago, it was chaos around here, then you walk in and now everything is fine."

I smiled without providing an explanation, but that's because women are hard to explain. But, it's my theory that all women need a man in their life, hopefully, one with a stabilizing influence. I doubt that I'm the best one qualified in this situation, but I may have to do.

The trip to Belmont might have been uneventful, but for Jason's mistake. He drove Barbara's Buick and followed me until we were the other side of Tupelo. I must have not been driving fast enough to suit him or else he simply wanted to take the lead. I thought he was moving a little too fast for someone without a radar detector, and thought about passing him but decided to follow, instead. I could only laugh when he missed the Belmont exit, thinking it served him right for being impetuous. Both Felicia and I tried to phone him, but our cellular phones lacked enough signal strength to dial. Fearing a return to the tension-filled atmosphere that existed an hour earlier, I refrained from kidding Jason once he arrived at Rayanne's.

Rayanne had dinner under control when we arrived. All that remained was for Jason to grill the pork chops. He was not happy with Rayanne's gas grill, claiming he could not reduce the flames enough to prevent the meat in the middle of the grill from burning. I suggested he continually rotate the three rows of chops to assure all were adequately cooked. It must have worked, as he didn't burn any meat and all of the chops were thoroughly cooked. They tasted good, too.

Before leaving Pontotoc and before the family crisis, Sarah had made her famous potato salad based on a recipe Kim Goslin had given me years ago. Between the pork chops, the potato salad, and a vegetable salad Rayanne put together, the likes of which I had never eaten, it was hard to say what food I enjoyed the most.

Somehow, everyone managed to have a good time, and I really think everyone appreciated Rayanne's efforts in getting our family together for the evening.


Bodock Beau Skinny-Dipping

It may be symptomatic of my age, but I thought the following anecdote an appropriate comparison of the young and the old.

An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice, picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the girls shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.

Submitted by Ken Gaillard

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